dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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