I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
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porn star boner night. come get it.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
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