I will die if light touches me.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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