they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
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i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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