susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
Someone signed my nipple.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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