Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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