About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
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I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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