rhymes with "ouble enetration"
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
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My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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