So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
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the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
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You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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Yes. It does.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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