Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
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she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
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We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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