I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
Randomize