the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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