google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
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