ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
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She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
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I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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