So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
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i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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