This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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