why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
be right there i have to get my cape
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I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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