HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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