yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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