i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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