I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
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Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
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I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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