I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
yeah, I said "hi, I'm the creepy old guy at the college bar" and she said that she like mature men, wasn't expecting that line to work
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
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