weddingsv make me drug and hornr
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
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Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
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i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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