Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
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Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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