My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
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she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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