We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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