so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
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I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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