I wannas sexs uuuuu
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
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Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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