porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
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i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
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He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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