i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
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I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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