We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
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I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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