your room smells of hookers.
And success
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
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We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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