The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
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It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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