She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
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No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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