Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
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The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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