I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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