Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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