she was so not down for the gang bang
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
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I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
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