can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
two words...techno handjob
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
3 2 1 whiskey
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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