it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
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got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Sext me about skeletons
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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