She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
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