My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
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Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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