Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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