Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
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I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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