is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
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I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
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So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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