Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
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You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
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