sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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