just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
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You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
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I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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