Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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