so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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